You

Yes you.

You damaged my car.

Were you not concentrating?

Did you not see it?

Or do you simply not care?


I’m inclined to think the latter

Can’t be arsed

Don’t give a shit

No one saw you do it

So you got away with it

Well done

You must feel proud


Had you been remorseful

You would have left a note

Obviously you’re not

Now

Because of you

I get to spend my time and my money


Time finding a repairer

Time off work for the repair

Money to pay for what you did


Are you sorry?

Will you apologise?

Will admit your mistake?

Will you pay for the damage you did?


No of course not

You got away with it

Well done

You must feel very proud